Here at the hidden base of the HackMaster Association, we collect and collate data from a vast array of information sources: all about you. We monitor your movements. We track what money you spend, where, and on what. The footage from our hiddden cameras is meticulously checked against the field reports filed by our agents. Quite possibly the most effective surveillance network in the history of espionage lies at our fingertips. At any moment, we could --
Hold it right there! Yes, you, in front of the monitor. We know what you were about to start thinking, and we're not impressed. You just reign that thought in right now before we have to dispatch a re-education team.
Now, where was I? Oh yes. The fact that we know whether you've been lying to your dentist about flossing every time you brush isn't really what's at issue. Whether we tell the drill happy quack is. Fortunately, the leadership of the HMA recognizes that not everyone can live up to our exacting standards of character.
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